002. Backdoor cracked we don't need a key. [backdated]

[lovesbitch]

Action for 724 Anderson Ln.
[Spike stumbles in because lmao - he doesn't need to be invited] Oy, Watcher! I've got something to tell you. [Oh yeah, he's also badly beaten. Thanks for that Lust and Edward.]

You here? [He's just lighting up a cigarette in the middle of your kitchen Giles, leaving the door wide open.]

Phone.
Coming to think this milk isn't so bad. I'll take some off your hands, huh? Drink it for you. Not sure the Milkman would be too keen on that.

You'd think I'd be used to beatings and all, but-- [ he breaks off, almost like he forgot he was talking. ]

Well, haven't ever done it this way. Hurts a lot more.

Though everything's numbing up now...

Comments

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

[ Huff, so rude, Spike. ] Have you seen my wife? I'm not sure a dad tool-kit could even crack the surface of that one.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't seen her. Just her claws. [so grumpy :(]

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, i've seen those too. Y'know, you really should just be thankful you don't have to live with her. Or eat her cooking.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm bloody ecstatic. At this rate, if I did eat, would go right through the hole she left anyway.

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

What? You mean she actually stabbed you? With her claws?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

[He laughs which turns out to be a REALLY BAD IDEA OH FUCK] ...She's been droned, eh. You really should've taken one for the team today.

[But he doesn't sound accusatory, even if Xander could've prevented this okok. He just sounds... kind of far off. Probably the blood loss and weird milk.]

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

But she said- [ there's so much grumbling on Xander's end of the line. ]

I was gonna take one for the team.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

She talk you out of it?

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Something like that.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Delightful.

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Pull up a chair, tell you all about how she eviscerated me. And I'll do it with a smile.

They like that around here.

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could leave that for some night around a campfire. It'd make for a good horror story with marshmallows on the side.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

It's never a bad time for marshmallows.

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

I can think of- No, you know, I actually can't.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

See, there are some things even we can't argue about.