002. Backdoor cracked we don't need a key. [backdated]

[lovesbitch]

Action for 724 Anderson Ln.
[Spike stumbles in because lmao - he doesn't need to be invited] Oy, Watcher! I've got something to tell you. [Oh yeah, he's also badly beaten. Thanks for that Lust and Edward.]

You here? [He's just lighting up a cigarette in the middle of your kitchen Giles, leaving the door wide open.]

Phone.
Coming to think this milk isn't so bad. I'll take some off your hands, huh? Drink it for you. Not sure the Milkman would be too keen on that.

You'd think I'd be used to beatings and all, but-- [ he breaks off, almost like he forgot he was talking. ]

Well, haven't ever done it this way. Hurts a lot more.

Though everything's numbing up now...

Comments

/cradles

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought.

/curls arounddd

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

When i've got a reason, i'll be the first person to come knock down your door. Is that what you wanted to hear?

/clings ;;

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

All a bloke needs to, huh. To know you still care.

/rolls all over ;;;;

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Of course I still care enough to see you bleed, Spike. What kinda man do you take me for?

:3c

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

[If only he knew how bad it was .. lmao :C Spike kind of hitches in a breath, this having lungs thing wasn't sucking any less.]

Just making sure you've still got your priorities.

:|a

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

[ That... okay, yeah that does kind of give Xander pause for half a second. ]

Yeah, i've got got them all in a row, and they're color-coded, i've taken up organization -- are you sure you're okay?

;;

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Ha, yeah. Jus' fine. [He takes a puff from his cigarette, not a care in the world.]

B< idek what this face is

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Sure you are, we're all just... fine. [ But he's not going to push, because this is Spike. WTF else is he supposed to do :| ]

a beautiful one

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

If you mean getting mobbed by your drone family? Yeah, stung a bit.

jdsafk;a the most

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't put this blame on me. I can't stop them from mobbing or creeping or killing or whatever else they decide to do with their time.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

What happened to big man on campus with his responsibilities and dad toolkit? [When you say things Xander, Spike sometimes actually listens. You should be careful of that.]

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

[ Huff, so rude, Spike. ] Have you seen my wife? I'm not sure a dad tool-kit could even crack the surface of that one.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't seen her. Just her claws. [so grumpy :(]

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, i've seen those too. Y'know, you really should just be thankful you don't have to live with her. Or eat her cooking.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm bloody ecstatic. At this rate, if I did eat, would go right through the hole she left anyway.

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

What? You mean she actually stabbed you? With her claws?

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

[He laughs which turns out to be a REALLY BAD IDEA OH FUCK] ...She's been droned, eh. You really should've taken one for the team today.

[But he doesn't sound accusatory, even if Xander could've prevented this okok. He just sounds... kind of far off. Probably the blood loss and weird milk.]

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

But she said- [ there's so much grumbling on Xander's end of the line. ]

I was gonna take one for the team.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

She talk you out of it?

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Something like that.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Delightful.

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

Pull up a chair, tell you all about how she eviscerated me. And I'll do it with a smile.

They like that around here.

[toomanly.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could leave that for some night around a campfire. It'd make for a good horror story with marshmallows on the side.

[rudolphofvamps.livejournal.com]

It's never a bad time for marshmallows.