lovesbitch | strikes ttly readable; Spike's bored :|

Dunno rightly, myself. Thinking maybe I ought to make a "Days without incident:" poster for him, ala Bruce Banner.

I think the entire ship could do with one of those. Or, everyone could have one with their inmate.

Then we can have a league table of 'who can stop their inmate doing stupid shit.'

We should have bets, mate! Brilliant idea, that.

We should! Although I'm not sure I've been here long enough to really know who to bet on yet.

Eh, me neither. But that'd be half the fun.

Soooooo. How about when my fellow necromancer is going to finally get back in his room? Or how long it is before he gets punched?

Or, how long until the next major incident?

Well, I could punch him if I were wrong, you know. Thus defaulting me the win.

I'm guessing.. two weeks for Brian. He looks about ready to spring, and I know these hunting trips are only putting off the inevitable.

Well, if we do it, that's cheating and a default lose.

Brian is here for exactly what? Given that I'm currently in control of most of my inmate's means of causing trouble, I'll give him three. I still have images of him turning the wand on me, but I hope he's not that stupid.

Only if you catch me!

Killing prozzie amputees and chopping them up into bitty pieces..

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I some how don't think he'll not be forthcoming on who hit him.

...amputees?

That statement had too many negatives, mate. ..But you're probably right. Don't think I could hit him anyway, got a soft spot for the old wizarding types.

He's a.. a. I'm gonna butcher the word. Amputee fetishist's the gist, though.

...It did, but I'm entitled to confuse. Comes on the statute SOMEWHERE. What do you mean, old wizarding types? You... actually, your definition probably isn't far off mine, he reminds me a little of my old boss.

Ah. I see. Good job we don't have any amputees around here, then. Do we?

He's an old wizard, what's more to explain, yeah?

I wouldn't out him past.. creating the situation himself, if you know what I'm saying.

Most wizards are old. Me and Ponder (oh, and Bengo, but he's a visiting professor, so doesn't count) are like the wild cards in the bunch.

...I suddenly feel quite protective of my arms.

Yeah, knew a few, myself. In the day. You're not that old, are ya, mate?

As you probably should. Don't see myself being the best warden, yeah? Which isn't to say I won't try. But. I dunno-

I'm forty odd, so compared to most wizards, not at all.

I've been waiting for the day someone tells me I'm completely insane for doing things the way I do. It works out in the end.

Yeah? Maybe I'm not so nutters then. Just waiting for a vampire babysitting a serial killer to get weird.

Hasn't happened yet, though. And if it helps, you don't look a day over 35.

...If you ask me, it sounds like something that'd be perfectly at home in my city. A necromancer babysitting a wizard with a history of mass political murder is weirder.

Most flattered. It's amazing what necromancy does for your skin.

Ha, yeah, by far not the queerest thing to happen to me yet. Sure it won't be the last.

Amazing what undeath does for mine. Died when I was 27, yeah.

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I know a lot of vampires who'd be incredibly envious.

Really? Who wants to turn the old guy?

Point. Old guys are easier to catch and less likely to fight back, though.

Which makes them good eats, not good for Siring.

Point indeed. Even so, there's some quite old vampire folks pottering around my world. Some quite young ones too.

I was a little surprised to see vamps like Claudia about, be honest. No one gets turned that young, really, back home.

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private - i think theyre bff now

Re: private - they're bleeding awesome, that's why.

private - pshhh pretty much

private - not to mention, bonding over dead animals.

private - XD when you put it that way..

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private // are they flirting XD wtf weirdos

Re: private // wizards can't do flirting too well. so yeah, he's a weirdo.

private // but he looooves youuu hix <3 norly its platonic :x

private // but he's married to maaaaaagic.

private // :cc spike will just crai then

private // awwwwwwwwwh. sorry, spike.

private // he's fragile, hix. let him down easeh

private // it isn't you, spike, it's him. it's him.

private // ;-; rly?

private // really. he's in love with magic. can't be having distractions.

private // sighsigh Spike will just have to refocus on Miss Bennet then

private // might be for the best.

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private // hix is nothing but honest.

private // and spike loves his daddy :/