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[[ Spike is crunk, and has just been shot with a love!arrow. Whoever spams him first will be on the receiving end of his undead affection for the remainder of port // barring twu luv's kiss ]]

[a video crackles to life inside one very pink bar, white hair buried in leather grumbling lifelessly]

Do not...love..him. Don't even....miss.....him. [a cherubim appears just over Spike's shoulder as he warily lifts his head. The thing thrusts a teddy bear into Spike's arms, putting its hands on chubby hips]

Give him this when you see him again.

[Spike nods, not knowing what else to do, and attempts to leave his heart-shaped perch. However, he abruptly falls on his face, crashing to the floor] Bloody ow. [he complains, cradling his head as he staggers to his feet, ready for a fight. But the cherubim is ~gone~]

Figures Ethan would be responsible for all that, eh? Knew it was some sorta ploy.

Hey, Brian, fancy a tea? Or anyone else, for that matter. Kettle's on.

I'm about 88% convinced Adam Lambert is a vampire.

....now I sound like bloody Harm.

~~Everyone's dying and I'm a little freaked. Also my Sire's missing. Hi, I'm insecure.~~

Know I'm not the first one to say this.. but they sure let a lot've dangerous fuckers on this boat. We're bloody sure they're "redeemable?" Whatever the bloody hell that's supposed to mean.

How many of you have died here? What's that like then, a brief death. You don't have to answer that, I guess. I also have to wonder how in Drac's name vamps are supposed to rehabilitate while they're still drinkin' human blood. ~~Or somethin' close.~~ S'like methadone. I don't see the bloody use.

Yes, you'll be weaker. Yes, you'll feel like hell. But drinkin' human somethin' from a vial, now that's gotta get old. I bloody know, I did it for two years.

[Private to Hix]
Got.. a proposal for ya. If any of the vamps here actually take an interest in not killin' people. Might be we should put a wager on that, too.

[Private to Brian // hackable by Dex, as always] ~~should the mun's computer ever be ressurrected~~
Supposed to warn you about this Sabretooth guy or somat. He's kind of a creeper, put pirate-girl in the infirmary etc. But he's in Zero, and it's not like you can't take care of yourself. So. Just so you know, sort of thing.

~~I wasn't kidding about these Cheez-its.~~

You know, it's inconvenient making acquaintances who sleep at night.

Alright. How many of you have let Armand or another one of these fanged idiots feed from you?

Death isn't the only danger, you tossers.

Spicy Cheez-its are better than expected.

Is anyone else addicted to the Desperate Housewives? I need to get myself a telly. Need to find out what happens to Orson and Bri, don't I? They're the best bloody ones. Though Carlos and Gabi's pure evil is enchanting, say the least. Someone else has gotta watch this out of all you lot. Heard a stripper's joined the cast and I've got to see this week's. So how's it we get cable down here?

If we do. Though, not sure how they expect me to keep sane without my stories. Did learn I can hunt though.. gonna do that a bit later, if, anyone wanted to come with.

Just figured out this IMing business, though Dawnie showed me long time back. Handles 'aNobleVamp' (ha bloody ha) if anyone's wanting to reach me. Don't worry, I know you're not.

[ ooc: meaning anyone from LV or SWS is more than welcome to play, just label accordingly ]

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Go to http://images.google.com and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results -- don't tell me the word.
4. Put this in your own blog so that I can do the same.

If this is too forward, you of course may ignore it.

Lizzie-

I've thought on our walk over the past few days. You were right not to trust me. Not that I have lied to you, for I haven't. On that, you have my word. However.. I gave you far too much information at once for you to ever properly process and believe me. (Not to mention, the fangs.)

I hope that you will perhaps consider another stroll. Tonight, if you are not preengaged.

x Will

[Regarding the Warden/Inmate sorting:]

... ..

.....

You've got to be kidding me.

[Private to Brian ~~hackable to Dexter~~]

That's what you didn't tell me, mate? A bleeding serial killer?

Well, me too, eh? 200 years.

This is bloody beautiful. Bloody beautiful.

And to think, I just joined Dexter's book club yesterday.

[shuffling can be heard as the tape turns on, a bit of an inhale as Spike seems to recognize the tape is on; and before you ask, yes, sparkles can be heard.]

Oy, Peaches, y'don't even have the common courtesy to pop in and say "'ello" to your favorite offspring?

Some Daddy you are. [the :c is palpable, let alone audible] When I- [tape cuts off abruptly // Spike is still as technologically deficient as always]

[tape clicks back on for a moment, one soft word can be heard before the transmission cuts out for good:] Bollocks.

The Powers That Be certainly think they're goddamn funny, don't they?

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a cautionary tale for vampires.

Entries tagged with lastvoyages

Happy bloody Valentine's.

Written - Filtered to "friends", i.e. anyone he speaks to without murder on the brain.

not a voice post. also he hates all inmates (except his 8|); Strikes SO hackable.

Voice. Just because.

strikes ttly readable; Spike's bored :|

Locked from all "evil" vamps; ie Angel's the one exception.

Seeing as Passions has been cancelled for some time...

[MEME] Open.

[Private] to Elizabeth.

Voice post, the second :|

[Voice]: watch your eardrums, mates.

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