lovesbitch: be it so she (randy giles)
A. Action; Mr Pratt's Poetry Class.

[Spike is dressed like you know, English professors from the 50s: sweater vest included. You might notice his bleach blonde hair though, and the chipping black nail polish that perhaps indicates it's not his clothing of choice.]

Yeah, so, you lot. I'm Spike and if you have a question - ask it, I guess. None of this hand-raising bollocks. [blinks. that had sounded more threatening in his head.]

You'll find a copy of E.E. Cummings' No Thanks under your desk. I'll be doing a little reading for you.

... )

[Despite how inappropriate that is he's handing out the syllabus. He didn't write this nor does he know what it says. It proclaims his name as Mr. Pratt as does the plaque on his desk (which includes the first name "William"]

Oh yeah, and just call me Spike, yeah?

B. Phone; After class.

So I was thinking, yeah? I ought to have a cookout. Got myself a proper wife and my eyesight back, sounds like enough to make a celebration to me.

Plus I miss hot wings. And bloomin' onions.

What do you miss? Not exactly a chef but I can do my best.
lovesbitch: be it so she (butt face)
[handwritten - he has surprisingly nice almost Victorian looking script, but it takes on a violent sort of shake a sentence or two in,]

You know something? I've only been on this community a few weeks now, but you all seem really bloody concerned with what I call you.

Have you lot just never had a nickname? Or a friend? [He's one to talk...]

Can barely bloody remember names of people I actually know, let alone call them that. You make it seem like I ate your boyfriend, the way you prattle on.. and on..

So, I'm breaking this down for the *special snowflakes* out there: If I sound like I'm being rude or harsh it's because I'm running for my life. And if I sound a little testy, well. Could be because this blue demigoddess out my way is bollocksing things up like never before--


Summation? I'll call you what I bloody want. And if that hurts your delicate sensibilities I'd like to remind you I'm out here risking my undead arse for you meatbags.

           meatbags does sound a bit harsh. take that one back


Just. Stop getting so bloody butthurt.

Love from, Spike
lovesbitch: be it so she (:|)
[Private to the Admiral]

Have Brian's door locked, indefinitely, alright? I'll bring him food and whatnot.

Also want to get him a trip to see his nephew. Maybe, ten minutes. Need something to dangle over that curly head of his.

[Private to Inara]

Creepy broody guy might approach you about.. what happened. He's a good guy, despite the teen emo vampire facade. You can trust him.

Dunno if he will one way or another, I'm just.. don't want you to get spooked.

[/Private]

Er, just to.. clarify, whatever. I'll still be keeping some of the blood (bear, right now) in my room (6, 2) so if any of you want some, after hours or. Whatever. It's here.

Speaking of, is the caf open yet?

Didn't wind up at Easter after the fuss I made, but I'm still waiting on my chocolate bunny dammit. And Starburst jelly beans, mmm...
lovesbitch: be it so she (chillin out maxin relaxin all coo)
[Private to Vampires & Hix - it should be clear to Hix this isn't directed at him]

Willing to work to put food on the table now?

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